Society is just too up-tight
 

Last night we were at a college baseball game with some friends, high scoring, about 30 hits, and Baby Doll commented that she had seen just about every baseball play this game. So I said that we haven't seen anyone streaking yet.

I looked up online about the largest college campus streaks. That was a thing back in the 70's, culminating in a world record in Athens Georgia of over 1400. Much fun and laughs for all involved, including thousands of spectators.

Since then, society has really gotten a stick up its collective ass. Would-be streakers are threatened with new laws that would put them on sex-offender lists for life. :spdchk:

So you went to a baseball game hoping to see male asses run through the infield??

Put on your flame suit.

He was just hoping to see some bats and balls. No big thing.

Not surprising that you'd go for the gaye here. I would be hoping for some coeds. :Jeff '79:

Which brings up another point: yoga pants. I hope that the fad stays here for a very long time. :seasix:

With this crowd, however, I feel the need to be clear as a bell on a cold winter day: shapely females wearing yoga pants. :yesnod:

Ab-so-lutely. Yoga pants are the best thing to happen to women's clothing in a long time.

My wife give me "the look" whenever I say something negative about and exceptionally large woman.

So last week, our next-door neighbor came outside to work in her yard. We're good friends & all.

Now I said that to say this, sort of like having a puppy. When you're around them 24/7 you don't see the grow in a way that you would if you were gone for 3 weeks.

Well, she was outside and wearing spandex/yoga pants working in the yard. My wife apparently was waiting for me to say something but when she couldn't take it anymore, she says "she sure is getting fat.":D

You did not specify

Typical Yadkin sitting around telling stories. Why didn't you two get up boogie.:dance:

I didn't think that I had to. :kick:

That's what friends do when they get together, tell stories, have some laughs. Not surprised that you don't realize that, having killed your only friend.

Yeh, nothing like a fat girl wearing a set with high heels and a cellulite issue. Looks like hundreds of ***** farts trying to escape in mass hysteria

And as usual yours are fantasies. :rofl:

Yeah, but 50% of ladies wear ones that are two sizes too small.

Proper sizing:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/08...4d0fb994b1.jpg

Wrong sizing:

https://image.civitai.com/xG1nkqKTMz...50/511__1.jpeg

Look like a good place to set your beer

You could set a full-sized keg on dat arse!!

I can get to 20 in the parking lot BEFORE I get to the front doors.

That makes sense. Put a streaker on the sex-offender list for life. Meanwhile, Colorado lawmakers put forth a bill that would make it a felony to purchase a child for sex. It was struck down along party lines. They couldn't get a single democrat to vote for it.

Let me repeat that. They could not get a single democrat to vote to make it a felony to purchase a child for sex.


Let that sink in.



https://www.coloradopolitics.com/new...567583525.html

I didn't have to 'let that sink in'. I've known for a long time that Democrats are evil perverts with no redeeming qualities. :(

Streaking was a one-year-wonder, 1974. There was the song 'The Streak' that was top 40, and at the Oscars, when a streaker flashed across the stage, David Niven, always cool under pressure, stated "how nice of him to share his shortcomings with us."

Yadkin, you're an old fart. :yaddy: